I may be the only person who came up with this theory and you know I’m not searching the internet out of fear of someone having come up with it first and general laziness. I have solved the mystery of life after death. Obviously after you die, you go on a serious trip while your soul leaves the body and you go into the afterlife and have a party with liquor. This is actually what happens every time you drink liquor and black out. Stay with me here brothers and sisters, we’re about to go on a magical ride!
One of the problems with reincarnation is the mystery of where your memory goes when you die, and why you don’t remember your past lives. Some people believe that memory isn’t stored in the brain and it’s out in the ether and your brain taps into it to access memories. Another theory is that the brain actually remembers everything from past lives, but that it’s just stored so deep that you can’t remember it. There are stories out there of little children who aren’t as ingrained in how the world works who say random shit that they would have no idea about, and the explanation is that they are remembering things from their past lives. In time reality becomes more concrete and they forget their past lives. Who knows man? My explanation is simple, when you die you are just blacked out. Think about it, what evidence do you have that anything happened the last time you were blacked out? Ultimately you have to take the word of others, but you never really know. So basically some guy was walking around doing things talking to people, and when you wake up, you have no knowledge of this at all. What is the difference between that and being born? I’m proposing that when you die, you either spend some time trolling around the afterlife or your spirit is instantly transported into another little baby, and then you just wake up.
At this point you are calling bullshit and wondering about how the population is growing if everyone just reincarnates into another baby. It’s one of two things. It could either be aliens reincarnating on our planet from another, or Jesus is making new souls as he is apt to do. Either way it’s a lock. One of the great things about this system is that in the back of your mind you never really know if you actually reincarnate when you die or not. You may think this is a bad thing to which I would respond have you ever played Doom with god mode on? It’s fun for about 5 minutes, then gets boring as fuck. We need the impending doom of destruction to make life interesting. At the end of the day, if I’m wrong all that happens is you go to sleep forever. Coming from someone who can hardly sleep, that doesn’t sound like the worst thing in the world. However, if I’m right, I’ll race you to enlightenment where we merge with the beings of the light….and chug liquor.